“Reagan to have tissue removed from nose.”

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An ad for Nutri/System Weight Loss Centers:

LOSE

ALL THE WEIGHT YOU WANT

OR JUST $129

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If you’re from Iowa, you’ll appreciate this.Here’s a report I found in the Wyoming Tribune-Eagle:

“Laura M. Patridge of Cheyenne earned a degree Aug. 6 from Iowa State University in Aims.”

Go Cyclones!

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“The reaction from New Hampshire, where the state motto is “Live Free of Die,” has been mixed.

In other words, gambling must be illegal there.

Methinks something went awry…read carefully (no typo, just confusion as to what the article’s about):

“DEFICIT: ‘We have removed an ally of al-Qaida,’ the president said in May.

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In an article about “how to take the worry out of buying furniture”:

“Here’s how: There’s an old saying that goes, ‘where you guy is just as important as why you buy,’ …

Where do you guy?

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“This is a violation of the commandment ‘Thou shalt not bare false witness.’”

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About a man who committed suicide: “He had many friends in all age groups and a love of life.”

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“Survivor’s wife faces trail”

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Have you ever taken part in one of these?

“The students of [So-and-So] performed in the spring rectial held at the United Methodist Church…”

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Mixing cultures:

“bin Laden and his boys have got it wong”

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The Jebusites, the Hivites, the Levites, and…

“Minorites facing big mental health hurdles”

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“Study: Patients fails pill routine”

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“New Gillette ice ink possible with higher fees”

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“Feds indentified 64 stem cells”

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Here’s Ronnie again:

“Former President Ronald Reagan and his wife Nancy, right, his daughter Maureen, and Maureen’s husband, Dennis Revell, pose for this family photograph in Los Angles during Christmas of 1998.”

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“A black footed ferret peaks from a prairie dog burrow after his release on Bureau of Land Management land south of Malta, Mont.”

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“Rancher proposes switch to bison

“Says they fair better against bears” (or is it “bares”?)

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In a catalog: “Pastry Scraper: Cut, lift and turn delicate doughs and scrape flower from your work area….”

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Who says the Messiah didn’t have children?

“He was born June 13, 1927, in Arlington, S.D., the son of Christ and Matilda Christensen…”

(Not only was he the son of Christ, but he was a Christensen!)

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“Professor won’t to appeal death”

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“Pension fund sin trouble, Congress ponders changes”

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“Former blacktistee gets her star”

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“Discount cards play a big roll in Medicare fight”

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“Girl chews threw tape, escapes”

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Category: interesting names.

Stacy Jo Stacy

Calla Lily Propp

Merrie Christmas Day — she was born Merrie Christmas Ruben on December 24, 1926, and married Nelson Edward Day.

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Headline: “Fireworks likely cause of fire”

Text “‘…They had this fire going over here and they probably couldn’t put it out so they took off scarred,’ Young said in a telephone interview.”

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Yeah, we’re getting sick of those projects:

“Candidates pledge more dam projects”

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Cinnamon

Crispies

6-ct.

Maid in our Safeway Bakery.

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In a paper dated 8/3/03 was an ad for a lost Sheltie:

“Lost in the Willow Pond subdivision 9/25/03.”

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“King holds a record 20 Wimbledon tittles…”

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Adding computers to the Peanuts cartoons:

“Utah firm sues Linus systems”

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“Driver: Breaks caused accident”

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Header for an article about Wyoming Territorial Park:

“Territorial prison seeks money”

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

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I’ll be watching for it:

“Lamb producers plan ad campaign

Bank on ‘Meat Lover Know’ slogan”

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I just hope when I typed these there are no typos in here.